Zug Izland - Small Town lyrics

I also like to blow holes in the head of rednecks

If I, strolled into your town
Would you, follow me around?
If I, I hung out on your block, would you telephone a cop?

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
If I was new around here & hittin´ on your daughter
And took her to the creek & f*cked her in the water
Then she brought me home, & I put on your robe
Would you be mad enough to let your barrels explode?

If I, sold your son cocaine,
Would you, put a bullet in my brain?
If I, I stole your favorite your favorite cow,
Would you cock the hammer back & be like POW!
I BET YOU WOULD!

I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)
I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)

You daughter, she just had sex with me (I f*cked that girl)
I fed her, some drink & XTC
If I do not steal your cow, would you let me live in your barn?

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I do not have a problem with small town folk
I like y´all, as soon as I flip this dope
I amma open a tittie bar next to the school
I am glad we all neighbors, I mean, it is cool!

If I showed up at your church, drunk out my mind
Would you still let me sip up on that red wine?
If we, we played your shitty town,
Would you help me & pass these fliers ´round?

I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)
I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)

(Violent J)
Southern love baby, don´t doubt
Don´t let my records fool you, I am about it
I love fat rednecks who f*ck they kids, beat they wife & yet serve no bids
Only judge in town, he also the cop
He also the barber at the hair chop shop
He the mayor, clerk
And what I am speakin´, shit, he the one f*ckin´ his kids & wife beatin´
There aint no law going to punish himself
And that is why the carnival´s bad for ya´ health
When we get there, we going to get rid of ya´
They going to find a piece of ya´ head in Bolivia
I will lay you out front with your corpse to rest & a hatchetman flag
stickin´ outta ya chest
Say hello to the new sheriff Violent J. with one law, let there be
juggaloism all day!

I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)
I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)
I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)
I think I like it here, okay I will stay (It fits me!)
I think I like it here, I am moving in today! (Come & get me!)

I think I like it
F*ck it, I am staying
Right here, I like it!
Hey! I like it! Yea!

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