Zambonis, The - Slapshot Man lyrics

Slapshot man, that is who I´m,
put me in the game that is your best plan.
Don´t bother with the trap or man to man,
´cause I am a slapshot man.

Stop, you´ve no chance,
I´ll have to warn you in advance.
When it comes to political stance, I am a slapshot man.

He winds up, but he never fans,
just you try to block it if you can.
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance.
yea yea yea!

Slapshot man, that is who I´m,
and my power rules on ice or land.
Whether on the pond or in the sand,
the puck´s at my command.

He has slapshot man, & he entertains.
Backhands & wrist shots all seem so lame,
next to him Al MacInnis is tame.
He puts the goalies to shame.
yea yea yea!

I am slapshot man, I know it aint right,
but I even wind up when i am in tight.
I do not ever mean to start a fight,
the ref gets so uptight.

Slapshot man, goalies call in sick,
nightmares of the puck coming off his stick.
The thought of a shutout is as unrealistic,
yea it is the slapshot man.
Yea yea yea! (alright!)

Zambonis, The Ringtones