Youth Ahead, The - Dad´s Day Off lyrics

smth weird is going on, throughout this entire town
I am packing up my mini van, cause shit is about to hit the fan
people are talking, & someone is stalking me
and in the backyard I can see a light running constantly

and an hour ago my mom told me to take her for a beer
the blue turned blue, & my dad gave me money to buy a new tattoo

everything is upside down & inside out
turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up
am I wrong to say
that smth aint right, cause it is sunny at night
and the dog´s in the front yard selling pink lemonade
am I wrong to say what´s up with today

have got to find a reason why, people keep flying by
try to run a little faster now, but my feet are glued to the ground
and my iguana just told me, that he worries about me
he said you have been acting kinda weird & then he drank all of my beer

and I went home to my girlfriend she was speaking japanese
the cat´s on my back, & the t.v.´s on crack & the floor was made of cheese

everything is upside down & inside out
turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up
am I wrong to say
that smth aint right, cause it is sunny at night
and the dog´s in the front yard selling pink lemonade
am I wrong to say what´s up with today

my alarm clock rings I guess it was all just a dream
but now I am sleeping in my swimming pool
did you ever have a day where nothing seems to go your way
it could be worse, you are not the last but you are not the 1st

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