Xzibit - Plastic Surgery lyrics

Intro:
Arabian Voice: Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor
Nurse: Sit down & wait your turn
Xzibit: Sit your ass down

Saafir:
You´ve, scars in your mask like Seal
That aint for real
We will have to fix that, yo nigga sit back

Xzibit:
Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don´t feel
Same style & delivery
Might as well have his grill
Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
25 hundered get you style enhanced
It is like...

Saafir:
This, mask right will lift your grill
It will put height in your mack
Don´t take to much off
If you want a nose like Michael Jackson

Xzibit:
If you want it done right, nigga come see this
maybe even send your bitch
We can fix them tits
From a C cup to a double D cup
Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yea

Saafir:
I like to, axe em, jack ´em for their financial
need a facial I will change the skin tone in the inner racial
After I am done, you might´ve a little pouch tone
Nothin´ my scaple can´t fix
What kind of face you want

Singing Voice:
I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

Saafir:
It will cost you

Singing Voice:
But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!

Saafir:
That is inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone
What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And lead you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, I will save your face like dope & make it right
Casue being fake aint tight
You need plastic surgury

Hook:
I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
(It seems you need plastic surgury)X5

Xzibit:
I am located, at, the bottom of the black list
I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil
And what?
When a nigga place pussy get f*cked
Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,
Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of all hip hop clones

Ras Kass:
I date fat girls that weight 215
With low self esteem, cause it is easier to get the pussy
I am performing vinyl liposuctions

Saafir:
Phat MC

Ras Kass:
Phat production, motherf*ckin´ facial reconstruction
Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

Saafir:
This shit´s full blown, you better head to the clinic
After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic
niggas get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras Kass:
I am like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle
Criminal Genius
operation, seperatin´ them siamese twins hangin´ beneath them niggas penis
Take it to your face like a skin graph
rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)
You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college
And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you & Richard Gere be
swallowin´
Now followin´ aks Vanna to buy you flowers
so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Million Man March all the way to December
January, Feburary 2eighth

Saafir:
I, never, wash my hands
The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick
But I will split you quick
Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but I am a doctor, don´t trip
Hopefully, in surgury, I would not slip
on a tile that file & twist ya lips
Like Collin Powell
Descriptions I am overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin´ on dental records
bitin´, to God, send your blessings
I will put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks
and bitches, I´ve, ? half blind in the paper, they named me
A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You do not have an appointment or an application
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never lackin´ when I"m insurting these plastic patches
Seems like you need plastic surgury

Intro:
Arabian Voice: Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor
Nurse: Sit down & wait your turn
Xzibit: Sit your ass down

Saafir:
You´ve, scars in your mask like Seal
That aint for real
We will have to fix that, yo nigga sit back

Xzibit:
Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don´t feel
Same style & delivery
Might as well have his grill
Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
25 hundered get you style enhanced
It is like...

Saafir:
This, mask right will lift your grill
It will put height in your mack
Don´t take to much off
If you want a nose like Michael Jackson

Xzibit:
If you want it done right, nigga come see this
maybe even send your bitch
We can fix them tits
From a C cup to a double D cup
Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yea

Saafir:
I like to, axe em, jack ´em for their financial
need a facial I will change the skin tone in the inner racial
After I am done, you might´ve a little pouch tone
Nothin´ my scaple can´t fix
What kind of face you want

Singing Voice:
I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

Saafir:
It will cost you

Singing Voice:
But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!

Saafir:
That is inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone
What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance
Before I sit you on my gurney
And lead you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, I will save your face like dope & make it right
Casue being fake aint tight
You need plastic surgury

Hook:
I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
(It seems you need plastic surgury)X5

Xzibit:
I am located, at, the bottom of the black list
I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil
And what?
When a nigga place pussy get f*cked
Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,
Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of all hip hop clones

Ras Kass:
I date fat girls that weight 215
With low self esteem, cause it is easier to get the pussy
I am performing vinyl liposuctions

Saafir:
Phat MC

Ras Kass:
Phat production, motherf*ckin´ facial reconstruction
Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

Saafir:
This shit´s full blown, you better head to the clinic
After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit
Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic
niggas get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras Kass:
I am like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle
Criminal Genius
operation, seperatin´ them siamese twins hangin´ beneath them niggas penis
Take it to your face like a skin graph
rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)
You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college
And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you & Richard Gere be
swallowin´
Now followin´ aks Vanna to buy you flowers
so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Million Man March all the way to December
January, Feburary 2eighth

Saafir:
I, never, wash my hands
The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick
But I will split you quick
Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand
I make ya sick, but I am a doctor, don´t trip
Hopefully, in surgury, I would not slip
on a tile that file & twist ya lips
Like Collin Powell
Descriptions I am overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin´ on dental records
bitin´, to God, send your blessings
I will put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks
and bitches, I´ve, ? half blind in the paper, they named me
A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You do not have an appointment or an application
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never lackin´ when I"m insurting these plastic patches
Seems like you need plastic surgury


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