Wesley Willis - Birdman Kicked My Ass lyrics

Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me & pistol-whipped my behind

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was gonna kill me if I do not get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco & hit the rookie road

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman´s real estate
I jumped over his fence after dark
I picked up a brick & shattered Birdman´s window pane
Birdman sighted me doing it & reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco & took off like O. J. Simpson

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

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