Weird Al Yankovic - You Don´t Love Me Anymore lyrics

Album: Off The Deep End (1992)

We´ve been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what´s wrong?
Seems you do not want me around
The passion is gone & the flame´s died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I am the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing´s hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you do not love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You are still the light of my life
Oh darling, I´m beggin´, won´t you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it is kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Oh, if you do not mind me asking, what´s this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking you do not love me anymore

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think I am ugly & you say I am cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch & left me for dead

Oh, you know this really is not like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, smth tells me you do not love me
Anymore, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you do not love me anymore.

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