Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda lyrics

Album: Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda.

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
Y O D A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well, I have been around but I aint never seen
a guy who looks like a Muppet
but he has wrinkled & green,
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Well I am not dumb but I cannot understand
how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
oh my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before,
and I have never ever met a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda & he will show you the Force."

Well, I am not the kind that´ll argue with Ben
So it looks I am going to start all over again
with my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
While I stood on my head,
Well I would not forget what Yoda said.
He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

"I know Darth Vader´s really got you annoyed.
But, remember if you kill him then you will be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I am going to have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I will be coming back some day
I will be playing this part until I am old & grey.

The Long-term contract I had to sign
says I will be making these movies until the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
(continue to fade...)

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