Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr lyrics

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)

I do not have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You are an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That is why I am giving you this hungry stare
You are so hot, you are going to melt
The elastic in my underwear

I will bet you are magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You would look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I am tryin´ to say is ...

I want to be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just want to be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at 1st sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you would like diarrhea
I just can´t hold it in

Stop, drop & roll now
´Cause baby, you are on fire
I will bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You are absolutely perfect
Don´t speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You have got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I am trying to make is ...

I want to be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just want to be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I want to be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I want to be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I want to be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I want to be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I am not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin´ hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren´t enough o´s in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I´m
Maybe you have seen my picture
It is in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how´d you get through security?
´Cause, baby, you are the bomb
I would like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I want to be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just want to be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

4x
I want to be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican)
(Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love
(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just want to be your lover, baby
(Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love
(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

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