Weird Al Yankovic - UHF lyrics

Album: UHF (Soundtrack) (1989)

Put down your remote control, throw out the TV guide.
Put away your jacket, theres no need to go outside.

Don´t you know that we control the horizontal,
we control the vertical tube.

We are going to make a couch potato outta you!
That is what we are gonna do! Now,
Don´t change the channel,
don´t touch that dial!

We got it all on UHF!

Kick off your sneakers,
stick around for a while!

we got it all on UHF!

Don´t worry ´bout your laundry
forget ´bout your job
just crank up the volume
and yank off the knob!

We got it all!
(We got it all)
We got it all! On UHF!

Disconnect the phone,
now leave the dishes in the sink.

You better put away your homework,
Primetime aint no timely thing.

All you do is make yourself a TV dinner,
press your face right up against the screen.

We going to show you things you aint ever seen!
If you know what i mean.

Now, don´t change the channel,
don´t touch that dial!

We got it all on UHF!

Kick off your sneakers,
stick around for a while.

We got it all on UHF!

Don´t worry ´bout your laundry,
forget ´bout your job,
just crank up the volume
and yank off the knob!

We got it all!
(We got it all)
We got it all!
On UHF!

You can watch us all day,
you can watch us all night,
you can watch us anytime that you please.

You can sit around & stare at the picture tube,
till ur brain turns into cottage cheese.
Well now, don´t change the channel,
don´t touch that dial!

We got it all on UHF

Kick off your sneakers,
stick around for a while!

We got it all on UHF!

Don´t worry ´bout your laundry,
forget about your job.
You´ve got to crank up the volume,
And yank off the knob!

We got it all!
(We got it all)
We got it all!
On UHF!

We got it all on UHF!
UHF
(x4)

We got it all!
We got it all on UHF!
(continue while fading)

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