Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin´ Song lyrics

Album: Running With Scissors (1999)

I am drivin´ a truck
Drivin´ a big ol´ truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I do not run out of luck
Rollin´ down the highway till the break of dawn
Drivin´ a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It is time to put that hammer down
Just watchin´ as the miles go flyin´ by
I am ridin´ twenty tons of steel
But it is sure hard to hold the wheel
While I am still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always have got to check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I am jammin´ gears & haulin´ freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don´t let my mascara run tonight

Because I am drivin´ a truck
Drivin´ a big ol´ truck
Smokey´s on my tail & my accelerator´s stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin´ till the break of dawn
Drivin´ a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I do not mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don´t bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin´ off the mother-lovin´ clutch

But still I am drivin´ a truck
Drivin´ a big ol´ truck
Headin´ down the interstate, just tryin´ to make a buck
Wearin´ feather boas with sequins & chiffon
While I am drivin´ a truck with my high heels on

I am drivin´ a truck
Drivin´ a truck
Got a load to carry & some eyebrows left to pluck
And I am late for my appointment down at my hair salon
So I will be drivin´ a truck with my high heels on

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