Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day lyrics

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)

S´rotten...so rotten here
So rotten

It was like the last day before trash day
my place was gettin kinda nasty
even though the garbage i knew would wreak, ya know
thought that i could leave it for one more week
then um im takin birthday cake and..oh chili & greasy old bacon,
throw it all on top of the mess i been makin
wife so mad she starts to shakin
leaky bag & now the girl is gaggin
shes naggin i need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor
is that too much ask you for
but i see no reason why i cant let a few more weeks go by
and that garbage is pile up high
and buddy you should see tha flies

I said there is smth rotten here (say what)
you better hold your nose
(Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out)
boy there is alot in here (alot)
and every day it grows
(Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out)
Make you want to throw up

Look all this garbage that i keep generatin
i sit around all day & watch it biodegratin
bet there is a hundred house codes that im violating
even my dog passed out & needed resesitation
You wont believe it take a whiff of that aroma
Sure to put you in a coma
it so messy, cant find my toe nail clippers
its so bad the roaches wear slippers
warm..sweaty clothes pile up in this joint
stand up by them selves at this point
Its so filthy now baby i cant lie...
I wipe my feet before i go outside
I wonder what crawl in here & died
ya kno walking around bare foot i would be terrified
but it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends like
"Hey i think them rats gettin big."

I said there is smth rotten here (say what)
you better hold your nose
(Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out)
Look what we got in here (now what)
lets watch it decompose
(Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out)

Make you want to throw up
with a little bit of ulch ulch
and a little bit of ulch ulch
make me want to throw up
It makes you want to ulch ulch
just makes ya want to ulch ulch

Some lysol..some comet
i´ve got to mop & its got your name on it
(What?)
Im just kidding doggonit
(Oh)
unless your going to do it
Careful not to ehh breathe the fumes
Check it garbage piles go from here to the bathroom
turn into toxic waste some time this afternoon
better get a hazmat suit & a push broom

I said there is smth rotten here (say what)
you better hold your nose
(Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out)
Its gone to pot in here (to pot)
bring out the fire hose
(Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out)

Make you want to throw up
with a little bit of ulch ulch
and little bit of ulch ulch
make me want to throw
give a little bit of ulch ulch
and tiny bit of ulch ulch
make you want to throw up
mix a little bit of ulch ulch
with a molecule of ulch ulch
make me want to throw up
it makes me want to ah aww uh
justs makes me want to hock *spit*
Oh

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