Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The LIfe lyrics

Album: Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

I eat filet mignon seven times a day.
My bathtub´s filled with Perrier.
What can I say?
This is the life!

I buy a dozen cars when I am in the mood.
I hire somebody to chew my food.
I am an upwardly mobile dude.
This is the life!

They say that money corrupts you,
But I cannot really tell.
I got the whole world at my feet,
And I think it is pretty swell.

I got women lined up outside my door.
They´ve been waitin´ there since the week before.
Who could ask for more?
This is the life!

You are dead for a real long time.
You just can´t prevent it.
So if money can´t buy happiness,
I guess I will have to rent it.

Yea, every day I make the front page news.
No time to pay my dues.
I got a million pairs of shoes.
This is the life!

I got a solid gold Cadillac.
I make a fortune while I sleep.
You can tell I am a living legend,
Not some ordinary creep.

No way, I am the boss. The Big Cheese.
Yea, I got this town on its knobby little knees.
I can do just what I please.
This is the life!

That is right, I am the king. Number One.
I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton.
I pay the bills, I call the shots,
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts.

One thing I can guarantee.
The best things in life, they sure aint free.
It is such a thrill just to be me.
This is the life!
This is the life!


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