Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII lyrics

Album: In 3-D (1984)

Fat & weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Aint going to fly now, he has just takin´ up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he has no bum, he works down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now he has choppin´ up meat.
Come inside, maybe you will hear him say:

Try the rye or the kaiser,
They are on special tonight.
If you want, you can have an appetizer.
You might like our salami, & the liver´s all right.
And they would really go well with the rye,
Or the kaiser.

Never eats while on the job.
He heard it is good to stay hungry.
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob.
Have a taste, they were made fresh today.

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white.
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer.
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.
But you just can´t go wrong with the rye,
Or the kaiser.

So today, his deli comes 1st.
Still he dreams of his past days of glory.
Goes in the back & beats up on the liverwurst,
All the while you can still hear him say:

It is the rye or the kaiser, it is the thrill of one bite.
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions, I would not put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye,
Or the kaiser.

The rye or the kaiser,
The rye or the kaiser,
The rye or the kaiser...


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