Weird Al Yankovic - Spam lyrics

Album: UHF (Soundtrack) (1989)

Spam in the place where I live. (ham & pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what´s inside it now. (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it is the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all.

If you are running low, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more.
The tab is there to open the can.
The can is there to hold in the spam.

Oh, Spam on the table at home. (ham & pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now? (let´s eat)
Spam in my office at work. (it is the best)
Think about the stuff it is made from, wonder if it is mystery meat.

If you need a spoon, keep one around.
Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
Now if theres some left, don´t just throw it out.
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now.

Spam in my pantry at home. (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label now. (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner or lunch. (it is the best)
Think about how it has been pre-cooked, wonder if I will just eat it cold.

Now once you start in, you can not put it down.
Don´t leave it sitting or it will turn brown.
The key is gonna open the tin.
The tin is there to keep the spam in.

Oh Spam, Spam. (ham & pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what´s inside it now. (oh boy)
Spam, Spam. (it is the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it.
Spam in the place where I live. (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I am a junkie now. (let´s eat)
Spam in the place where I work. (you are obsessed)
Think about the way it is processed, wonder if it is some kind of meat.
Spam in the back of my car. (ham & pork)
(spam any place that you´re)
(spam any place that you´re)
Oh Spam!

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