Weird Al Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony lyrics

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)

Finger food & an ice cold keg,
They won´t cost you an arm & a leg!
Dance all night to a rotten band.
C´mon people, let´s give em a hand!

Saturday night, it is the place to be,
Everyone cut footloose with me!
It is a party at the leper colony.
Theres a party at the leper colony!

Hey!

Met a little lady, so pretty & young.
She was quite a talker ´til the cat got her tongue!
She moved up beside me, I turned on my charm.
Ooh, pretty soon she was completely disarmed!

I said, ´girl, don´t fall to pieces on me.´
But she cried her eyes out, literally
At the party at the leper colony.
Theres a party at the leper colony!

Hey! Hey!

Hey now buddy, don´t you give me no lip!
Sorry I was using your head for dip!
Theres someone in the hottub, I do not know who.
Wait a minute, it looks like Stu!

Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?
Another pretty momma going to ride on me
At the party at the leper colony!
Theres a party at the leper colony!

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