Weird Al Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero lyrics

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn´t have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn´t notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, & now Peter crawls over everyone has walls
And he has swingin´ all over town
La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dom

Sling us a web you are the spider-man
Sling us a web tonight
Cause we are all in the mood for a hero now
And theres evil-doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid´s a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great suprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside-down in the rain
With great power comes great responsibilty
That is the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it don´t worry they will say the line
Again & again & again
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom

Now Norman´s a billonaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then smth went screwy & before you knew he
Was trying to kill every one
And he has ridin´ around on that glider thing
And he has throwin that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he has wearin´ that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he has scarier with out it on.

Sling us a web you are the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
Cause you are brave & you are strong & so limber now
But where´d you come up with those tights

It is a pretty sad day at the funeral
Noman Osborne has bittin´ the dust
And I heard Harry said he wants Spider-man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, & M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don´t you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequel comes ´round
Oh, La la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom

Sling us a web you are the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you will do all right

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