Album: Running With Scissors (1999)
Oh, my baby, my baby she don´t want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he has so darn dysfunctional & "Generation X"y
She likes his brooding angst & his wild-eyed stare
Yea, he has her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire
Well, my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
She has all crazy ´bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
´Cause my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping & avoiding the press
But my girl can´t get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he has some big tortured genious & I am some kinda wiener
Well, my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
She has got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that I cannot do better
Now my baby´s in love with
I said I said I said my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
I cant believe it, now she has knitting him a sweater
´Cause my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
I knew we were headin´ for disaster
When she caught me hangin´ out at the Ticketmaster
Now she has got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation
Well, I do not wear Doc Martens & I do not wear flannel
And I do not boycott the music video channel
And I just can´t compete with all that money & fame
But I know two can play at this game
Yea, well, let´s just see how jealous she will get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette
Well, my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
She has all crazy ´bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
´Cause my baby´s in love with
I said I said I said my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
Why´d she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
´Cause my baby´s in love with Eddie Vedder
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