Weird Al Yankovic - It´s All About The Pentiums lyrics

Album: Running With Scissors (1999)

It is all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yea
Uhh, uh-huh, yea
It is all about the Pentiums, baby
It is all about the Pentiums, baby
It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!
(Yea!!)

Whatcha want to do?
Want to be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin´ time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin´ at Hewlett Packard?
Workin´ at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yea, payin´ the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin´ my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls & I do not read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin´ on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I am strictly plug-and-play, I aint afraid of Y2K
I am down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home & I make him do my tech support
It is all about the Pentiums, what?
You´ve got to be the dumbest newbie I have ever seen
You have got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You are usin´ a 286? Don´t make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day & a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You are the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disasta
You are waxin´ your modem, tryin´ to make it go fasta
Hey fella, I bet you are still livin´ in your parents´ cella
Downloadin´ pictures of Sarah Michelle Gella
And postin´ "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-a
I should do the world a favor & cap you like Old Yella
You are just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Kella

It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!

Whatcha want to do?
Want to be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin´ time with all the chatroom yakers?
9 to 5, chillin´ at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin´ in now
Want to run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace & crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got´em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer´s got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you have had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it is an antique!

Your laptop is a month old? Well, that is great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, & others? I dissed´em
While your computer´s crashin´, mine´s multitaskin´
It does all my work without me even askin´
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you are a 2-bit user
You have got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where´d you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I will beat you
If I ever meet you I will control-alt-delete you
What?

It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!
It is all about the Pentiums!

What y´all want to do?
Want to be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin´ time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin´ at Hewlett Packard?
What?

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