Weird Al Yankovic - I´m So Sick Of You lyrics

Album: Bad Hair Day (1996)

You tell a joke & forget the punchline
Why you always wastin´ my time?
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me
Your hair´s a mess & your make-up´s crusty
I do not know too many females
Who make a habit of biting their toenails
Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl
I am sure we would be happy together
If only one ltitle thing weren´t true
Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you!

You drink the milk right from the carton
What are you, in kindergarten?
You are belchin´ everywhere, foulin´ up the air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You do not have an ounce of class
You are just one big pain in the neck
How much more can I take now
give me a break now
You even snore when you are wide awake now
You tell all your friends we are the perfect couple
Well, maybe you should get a clue
´Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you
Baby, you are so nauseatin´
I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you

And when you softly call my name
It is like I am listenin´ to a squeaky chalk sound
And when you look at me that special way
It is hard for me to keep my lunch down
And when you ask me what I am thinkin´
honey, usually I am thinkin´
how I would really like to tie your head
completely up in duct tape
so I´dn´t have to listen to you
asking me those stupid questions
over & over again

Well, that disgusting noise you make
when you laugh
gives me a throbbing migraine
(Can´t stand you, I just can´t stand you)
Till you came along I never dated anyone
this low on the food chain
(Can´t stand you, I just can´t stand you)
You have got inhuman body odor
You have got the hair of a boxing promoter
Yea, your teeth are all yellow
your butt´s made of jell-O
You wake up in a puddle
drollin´ on your pillow
I hate the way you crack your knuckles
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you
Really now, you are aggravatin´
I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you
Not to mention irritatin´
I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you
Well, now won´t you give my best regards to Satan
I yi yi yi yi
I am so sick of you

I am so sick of you
I am so sick of you
I am so sick of you
You make me sick

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