Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy lyrics

Album: In 3-D (1984)

Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, & an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn´t my night.
Art Fleming gave the answers,
Oh, but I could not get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope of winning sank,
´Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri for one hundred,
And then my head started to spin.
Well, I am givin´ up. Don Pardo,
Just tell me now what I did not win,
Yea, yea.

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

That is right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn´t win: a twenty-
volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, & a
yeahr´s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that isn´t all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And
you brought shame & disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You do not get to come back tomorrow! You do not even get a lousy copy of our
home game! You are a complete loser!!

Don´t know what I was thinkin´ of,
I guess I just wasn´t too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby...


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