Weird Al Yankovic - I Can´t Watch This lyrics

Album: Off The Deep End (1992)

I cannot watch this. I cannot watch this
I cannot watch this. I cannot watch this

My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Want to cover my eyes & plug my ears
It sucks, & that is no lie
It is about as much fun as watching pain´t dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that is the reason why, uh, I cannot watch

I told you homeboy... I cannot watch this
Yea, nothin´ but trash & you know...
I cannot watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I cannot watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I cannot watch this

Talkin´ ´bout sick shows
Tere´s America´s Funniest Home Videos
I cannot believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins 1st prize
Somebody´s poor old mom
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face 1st on a rake
I hear they´ve got it on the seventeenth take
That is funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I cannot watch

Yo, I told you... I cannot watch this
Change the channel now, man... I cannot watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I cannot watch this

Cosby Show & Rosanne
Think I have taken ´bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You´ve got to be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysmth is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can´t stand Twin Peaks
Wish they would lynch those donun-eatin´ freaks
Thos Siskel and Ebert bums
Oughta go home & sit on their thumbs

That is word because you know... I cannot watch this
I cannot watch this
Break it down!

Here is-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee
Removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh
Peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don´t-hate-me
Because-I am-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are
insaaaane!!!

Stop! Prime Time!
I am pretty sure I will be sick
If I´ve to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" & waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They are rude, crude & vile
Just for a minute let´s flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I cannot watch this
Look man... I cannot watch this
I cannot take this torture no more, I cannot...
I cannot watch this
Pay the bills, station break
Break it down!

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace
You are-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue
When-you have-got-a-headache-this-big
This-is-your-brain-on-drugs
I have-fallen-and-I-can´t-get-up!!

Stop! Cable Time!
HBO & Playboy, Showtime & MTV
I might like em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels & each one stunk
Just brainless blood & guts, & mindless T and A
It is awful, it is putrid, it is crummy
It is stupid, going to throw my set away

I cannot watch this. I cannot watch this
I cannot watch this. Yea... I cannot watch this
I told you... can´t watch this
Too hip, can´t watch this
Get me outta here... can´t watch this




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