Weird Al Yankovic - Gump lyrics

Album: Bad Hair Day (1996)

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.
My name is Forrest, he would casually remark.
Waitin´ for the bus with his hands in his pockets,
He just kept sayin´ life´s like a box of chocolates

He has Gump, He has Gump
What´s in his head?
He has Gump, He has Gump, He has Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity.
He told JFK that he really had to pee.
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He has Gump, He has Gump
He has kinda square.
He has Gump, He has Gump, He has Gump
What´s with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin´ man
His friend with no legs he would call Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
Went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He has Gump, He has Gump
He has not too bright
He has Gump, He has Gump, He has Gump
But he has all right

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain-dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so

And that is all I´ve to say about that


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