Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet lyrics

Album: Running With Scissors (1999)

Who has that waddlin´down the street?
It is just me´cause I love to eat
Fudge & Twinkies & deviled ham
Who has real flabby? Yes, I´m!
Every picture of me´s
Have got to be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
Theres just one thing left to do--

Grapefruit Diet (diet!)
Throw out the pizza & beer
Grapefruit Diet (diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I am gettin´tired of my big fat rear
Blow, Fatty!

Well, I used to Live on Chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley & I got stuck
I got more rolls then a pastry truck
When I am all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
1st I´ve got to grease the door

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Can´t have another éclair
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
I gatta decrease my derriere

I am on a Grapefruit Diet
I am on a Grapefruit Diet
I am on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more créme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french-fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I would sell my soul for a tripled patty mill
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Till my big booty disappears
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
I will eat em until they are comin´out of my ears
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
´Cause I´ven´t seen my feet in yeahrs

I am on a Grapefruit diet
I am on a Grapefruit diet
I am on a Grapefruit diet

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