Weird Al Yankovic - Germs lyrics

Album: Running With Scissors (1999)

Sometimes I really wanna be alone
But that is one state I am never in
Because I know that I have got millions upon millions
Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin

(Germs) I rub & scrub till my flesh is raw & bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back again
(Germs) I cannot even see ´em
But I know they are up to smth
Hey-don´t touch that-you do not know where it has been!

(chorus)
They are all over me
They are inside of me
Can´t get em off of me
I am covered with...(microscopic bacteria)
What do they want from me
What will they do to me?
Theres no escape for me
I am crawling with...(microscopic bacteria)

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That is when they start they are sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque

(Germs) Can´t get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And theres more coming every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they would pack their tiny little bags & move away

(chorus again)

They are creepin´ around my shorts
They are under the bathroom sink
They are ridin´ inside my car
They are swimmin´ in every drink
They are hidin´ between my toes
They are lurkin´ in every kiss
I got em way up my nose
In every orifice
I am going to show them who has boss
I am going to get even yet
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don´t tell me I am paranoid
I know that they are after me
Look under the microscope
See?

(chorus again)

They are all over me
I can feel em all over me
Over every part of me
(Microscopic bacteria)
I know they are watching me
They are always watching me
They are coming after me
(Microscopic bacteria)
Won´t somebody help me
Please somebody help me
You have got to believe me
They are out to get me
They want to control me
They want to destroy me
They are tryin´ to kill me
It kind of upsets me

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