Weird Al Yankovic - Fat lyrics

Album: Even Worse (1988)

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I will sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
´Cause I am the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I am too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I have got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I have never used a phone booth
And I have never seen my toes
When I am goin´ to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I am fat, I am fat, c´mon
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, c´mon you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don´tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who has fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I am a lucky man
I am the only one who gets a tan
If I´ve one more pie a la mode
I am going to need my own zip code

When you are only having 2nds
I am having twenty-3rds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I´ve got to take their word

Because I am fat, I am fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who has fat

If you see me comin´ your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I am hungry
Then won´t you feed my face

Because I am fat, I am fat, c´mon
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I am fat, I am fat, c´mon
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, c´mon
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I am a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I am huge, I am fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I am fat, I am fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I am fat & I am proud
Just tell me once again who has fat

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