Weird Al Yankovic - E-Bay lyrics

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)

Yea
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner´s old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I will buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Going to buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Going to buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I have never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I´m the type who is liable to snipe you
With two 2nds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever´ll please
As long as I have got the dough

I will buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I will buy (I will buy, I will buy, I will buy ...)
I am highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yea ... (I bought it on eBay)

Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers & a toaster)
(Don´t know why ... the kind of stuff you would throw away)
(I will buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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