Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero lyrics

Album: Polka Party (1986)

It is Christmas at ground zero.
Theres music in the air.
The slay bells are ringing,
And the carolers are singing,
While the air raid sirens blair.

It is Christmas at ground zero.
The button has been pressed.
The radio just let us know
That this isn´t a test.

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin´.
It is the end of all humanity.
No more time for last minutes shoppin´.
It is time to face your final destiny.

It is Christmas at ground zero.
Theres panic in the crowd.
We can dodge debris,
While we trim the tree,
Underneath a mushroom cloud.

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop,
Or Jack Frost on your window sill.
But if someone has climbing down your chimney,
You better load your gun & shoot to kill.

It is Christmas at ground zero,
And if the radiation level´s OK,
I will go out with you & see all the new
Mutations on New Yeahr´s Day.

It is Christmas at ground zero.
Just 2nds left to go.
I will duck & cover with my yule-tide lover,
Underneath the mistletoe.

It is Christmas at ground zero.
Now the missles are on their way.
What a crazy fluke. We are going to get nuked,
On this jolly holiday.

What a crazy fluke.
We are going to get nuked,
On this jolly holiday.

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