Weird Al Yankovic - Callin In Sick lyrics

Album: Bad Hair Day (1996)

Hit my snooze alarm for the 2seventh time
Just dont feel like goin to work
I think I will call my boss then I am
Going to hack & cough & wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
Whats that little twerp gunna say?
hay hay hay

Im callin in sick today
Callin in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watchin Earnest Goes To Camp
I could sit & count my hair
I could burn my tupperware
Im not busy now anyway hay hay hay

REFRAIN:
Im callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain´t goint to work no way
Callin in sick today

I can do anything I wanna
I´m invincible now
Im on fire baby
Im alive Im alive can you hear me world
Im alive!

Maybe I will spend all day lookin at the sun & tryin not to squint
Maybe I will make a huge coloured tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When Im sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedoms just 7 digits away

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