Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV lyrics

Album: Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin´ me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up & die

But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up & plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see ´em
Yea, but that is all right with me

I got cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yea
I love my cable TV

I got the Siamese Faith Healer´s Network
The news & weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel too

Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive

I am talkin´ ´bout real quality programs
The kind you just can´t get for free
Now I never want to leave my apartment
´Cause theres just so much for me to see

On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I will be
Watchin´ my cable TV, yea
Watchin´ my cable TV

´Cause I love my cable TV, yea
I love my cable TV

My friends´re gettin´ kinda worried
They think I am turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they are just jealous ´cause I have seen Porky´s
Twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Yea, the greatest thing that is ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yea
I love my cable TV

Well, I got to have cable TV, yea
I need my cable TV

Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yea (TV)
Can´t live without my cable TV

Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
I have got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yea (TV)
Got to have cable TV

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