Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem lyrics

Album: Alapalooza (1993)

Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I want to go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I would be a Flintstone
Now I will tell you why....

Well I have got I have got a woman named Wilma
Well I have got I have got a baby named Pebbles
Well I have got I have got a doggy named Dino
We do a little bowling & we drink a little vino

Well I have got a little buddy, Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble
He has a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Does´nt like to shave, he got caveman stubble

Me & Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Theres a handshake everybody have got to know
How come Grand Poo-Bah always have got to run the whole show?

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty & Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
He has the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off if he shake-es your hand

Got a car, going to push it with my feet now
Going to take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can´t be beat now
Made from brontosaurus baby, not moo-cow

Want to chill with a sabre-toothed tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the 1st Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Don´t know what it means but I say it anyhow

Lucky me, workin´ down in the gravel pit
Movin´ rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad & he throws a fit
Pull the birdie´s tail, everybody knows its time to quit

Realize I am livin´ in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-Age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age
Liftin´ heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney Rubble, laugin´ like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Where is Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now


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