Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song lyrics

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin´ all alone
You said, Take the pizza home
No sense lettin´ all this go to waste
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese ´round the clock
Is gettin´ me blocked
And I sure don´t care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why´d you´ve to go & make me so constipated?
´Cause right now I would do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit & I wait & I strain
And I sweat & I clench & I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin´ pretty down
´Until my girlfriend came around
We are just so alike in every way
I´ve got to say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would´ve guessed
Her family crest
I would suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It is just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would´ve dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead & propose
And get hitched & have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing´s tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I would unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that is a demand
That I could not meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why´d I´ve to go & get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can´t eat, I cannot breathe, I cannot snore
I cannot belch or yodel anymore
Can´t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why´d I´ve to go & get myself all mutilated? (yea, yea)
I´ve got to tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can´t blink, I cannot cough, I cannot sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin´ a pleasant breeze now
Haven´t been the same since my head & I were separated
No no no

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