Ween - The Blarney Stone lyrics

Album: Mollusk (1997)

Get off my ass you wee bitty f*ck
if I pull out the claymore you are shit outta luck
who has that girl, that pretty young thing
after I f*ck her she will get up & sing

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, & bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I do not get some fresh bread soon
going to punch you in your face & bark at the moon

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, & bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain´t got no girl ´cuz I´ven´t the time
got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale & cute
but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, & bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but I aint dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when Patty starts cryin´ this is what I said

Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, & bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye


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