Album: Pure Guava (1992)
it is a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you are going to drop
in the end you are filthy dirty
horny & pissed off
and before you can leave you´ve got to sweep the f*ckin´ shop
it is a real real bitch
to be workin´ 4 the man
but shit i do it well so what the f*ck
i could probly wash dishes
at some other f*ckin´ dump
but it is all the same to me
bustin´ ass 2 make a buck
so read ´em up + stick em
pump that f*cker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot´s gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks
it is a piss poor life
when the ladies fire you up
and the you check their oil & know you are f*cked
´cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like shit
works the rain - rude as hell
i can fix tire like hurricane melinda
i know taht i am the best for what it is worth
so if i choose to help you
don´t look like you expect it
´cus it is a gift that god gave me at birth
so read ´em up + stick em
pump that f*cker good
some woman down at main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot´s gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks
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thanks to Dean Ween for helpin´ out here.
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