Ween - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? lyrics

Album: Chocolate & Cheese (1994)

Mister would you please help my pony?
He has over there behind the tree.
He has down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it is his lung.

Mister would you please help my pony?
He has chewing bark & not the leaves.
He has crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it is his lung.

Mister would you please help my pony?
He has down & he aint getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung´s f*cked up.

Pony
Pony
Pony

Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it is his lung.

Mister would you please help my pony?
He has over there lookin at me.
He can not talk because he has a pony.
I think it is his lung.

Mister would you please help my pony?
He has over there behind the tree.
He has down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it is his lung.

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