Album: Live Fast Diarrhea (1995)
For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside
Now here is a celebration of failure & losing
Like to put a shout out to all y´all far & wide
Sorry people but this is the way it is have got to be
I know, I know, I know, I know
we´re pushing the parameters to a brand new low
The end is near theres lots to fear
No such thing as a good day´s what I am told
Let the bad times roll
The grass is never greener on the other side
I will stay right here & frolic in the dirt & gravel
Where is the love in this room? I feel teary eyed.
Between you & me I do not think it is ever going to change
Descend, rear end, offend a friend
It is wise of you to run & hide from what´s around the bend
The end is near theres lots to fear
No such thing as a free lunch is what I am told
Let the band times roll
Up to me I will embrace them happily
let you people know I am not foolin´
come take a ride with me down to Riverside
show you what it is like to be coolin´
Life is have got to be a little better overseas
whwre everyone has drivin´ a Mercedes
unsatisfied with my mailorder bride
so much for my last attempt with the ladies
Listen to nobody this is the way I think
Tell em all you are going to live at least till you are forty
Just be glad you are only one shade of blue in the face
Wake up smell the shit & think that everything´s great
I know, I know, I know, I know
we´re pushing the parameters to a brand new low
The end is near theres lots to fear
No such thing as a good day´s what I am told
Let the bad times roll
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