Vandals, The - I´ve Got An Ape Drape lyrics

Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998)

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I do not give a damn,
Cause I´m what I´m
Even if it is really really bad.

I have got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They are givin´ them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside & get one too
Then you will have an Ape Drape like I do.

Go ahead & buzz ´round the ears
I have been growing that one braid back there for yeahrs
I have had it since the 1st time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I´ve personality
Even if it is really really,
Even if it is really really bad.

I have got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They are givin´ them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside & get one too
Then you will have an Ape Drape like I do.

Make it short in the front & long in the back!
If the top´s not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don´t you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.

Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Mullet.......Hoboken
Forbidden Hair......Europe
Shom......Florida

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