Vandals, The - Euro-Barge lyrics

Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998)

Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don´t understand
We got this little rule & it is called elbow room
Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume
It I am in front of line, then you should stay behind
Till I get my iceless soda.
It is such a simple thing it is called 1st come 1st serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don´t deserve
In every region it seems theres a legion
of impatient close talking slime, that cut in line.
Barge me with your walkin´ spray me with your talkin´
I´m the ambassador of kick your assador
What´s your affinity for my vicinity.
Theres plenty room here in your country
It is just etiquette to use deodorant.
Maybe smelling bad´s the way you choose to represent
Boozy & stinkin´ I smell what your thinkin´
I just need a little more space Get out my face
Barge me with your walkin´, spray me with your talkin´
Back the f*ck up ass hole shut your bread and cheese hole
Tryin´ to make myself clear, give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus, I will kick your royal highness
I will see your Euro-barge by friend, & raise you one Ugly American
Barge me with your walkin´ spray me with your talkin´
Push you out of the way sock you in the pate´
Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead
I´m the ambassador, of f*ckin´ kick your assador!



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