Vandals, The - 43210-1 lyrics

Album: Internet Dating Superstuds (2002)

Stop!
Pretending you are even having fun,
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ass...
(You are better than that!)

For once in your life,
Before you retire
Be the leader of the choir,
Set your pubic hair on fire just because...
(You feel like it!)

Be that moron screaming in the crowd,
"Hey!"
This shit could never ever be too loud for me,
So help us help you armpit fart,
´Cause we are only gettin´ started.

(Dance & bleed,
Karate chop,
And pray good times will never
Stop!)

Oh boy, is this great.
Don´t hesitate,
Grab your feces like an ape,
And finally celebrate just because.

Finally talk to a girl,
Throw your dream journal in the urinal,
´Cause with tap shoes & a girdle
Dreams really can come true...
(You are living proof!)

Be that moron screaming in the crowd,
"Hey!"
This shit could never ever be too loud for me,
So help us help you armpit fart,
´Cause we are only gettin´ started...
Oh yea, we are only gettin´ started.

Stop!
Go!
Stop!
43210-1!

Participate,
It is the end of the wait,
Show up late,
Masturbate,
Tell your date you are in shape,
Though you are not.

Take off your shirt,
Eat a fistful of dirt,
Never learn,
Get a sunburn,
´Cause it looks good on you.

Be that moron screaming in the crowd,
"Hey!"
This shit could never ever be too loud for me,
So help us help you armpit fart,
´Cause we are only gettin´ started...
Oh yea, we are only gettin´ started...
Yea, we are only gettin´ started.

(Dance & bleed,
Karate chop,
And pray good times will never
Stop!
Pretending.)

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