Got the craving for some lunch,
but I aint got nothing to munch
My mind is set on just one wish
a big ol´ sandwich - tuna fish
Time to make a grocery run,
I will walk there in the morning sun
Make a list of what I need most:
Tuna fish & bread (for toast)
And though my stomach may be empty,
I will feed my head from the horn of plenty
Roll a joint Bob Marley style
and smoke it ´until it makes me smile
Starting off in aisle one,
fruits & veggies by the ton
Hey check it out, raddiccio!
These red leaves, man, they almost glow!
And bok choy! I have always wanted to try it,
I wonder if I´ve enough to buy it?
It is grown in Japan, or maybe China,
or maybe some farm in South Carolina?
Just then I hear a voice in my head:
"stay focused, man, tuna and bread,"
But right now I am in produce bliss
Oh man, I am too high for this
Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket,
aint going to shop like this no more
(Everyone in here´s staring at me...)
Sixteen different brands of tuna,
Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna
Packed in oil, packed in water,
dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered
And oh God, what about the bread?
Should I get white or wheat instead?
Or... rye! Rye´s the best I have tasted
Rye is best when ever you are wasted!
Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
too high for the supermarket
aint going to shop like this no more
Finally done, its check-out time,
searching for the shortest line
The Express Lane! But they do not take checks..
and you have got to have ten items or less,
so let´s see...
Ding Dongs, a bag of chips,
Cap´n Crunch & some onion dip,
(it is sugar & salt, space & schism,
the yin & yang of munchie Taoism)
I got my favorite beer, Carlinger,
and pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger
(You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag, then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag)
That is less than ten! Check me out, go ahead!
Oh, I forgot the tuna & the bread...
Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
too high for the supermarket,
aint going to shop like this no more
too high (too high!)
too high (too high!)
way too high for the supermarket, yea
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