Album: America´s Least Wanted (1992)
Sittin´ in your front yard drinkin´ lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you have got it made
But you do not know what´s in store, for you & your family
Ha, ha, I am movin in right next door, won´t you welcome me?
It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I did not ruin your day!
Won´t you be my neighbor?
Yea, I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dogs with fleas
My kid´s a punk, & I am a drunk, but this I am sure you will see
And you do not know, what it is like, to live in misery
Come on & welcome to, home sweet hell, dissastifaction guaranteed
It is beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could I surely would
invite you in & say...
Won´t you be my neighbor?
Won´t you be my neighbor?
Won´t you be my neighbor?
Could you be my nieghbor?
Won´t you be my neighbor?
Oh come on I do not think you will find
A place to live in peace of mind
You are going to live in misery
When you are livin´ next to me!
It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Raaah! Won´t you be now, won´t you be my funky neighbor?
Well I drink, I stink, I smoke, I am a joke
I try all night & day to get a piece of the action, a-haa
And you should know by now you are never
Going to forget it, a-haa
Now I know just what you are thinkin´
It could be you out ´n´ you are drinkin´
Don´t you knock it until you try it
It could be you in a little while
I hope I did not ruin you day!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I dig your wife, she sure is good
A beautiful day in the neighborhood
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha ha ha!
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