Tankard - Flirtin´ With Desaster lyrics

Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
Butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
It seems it isn´t my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
I passed some glass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
And blue chunks out my ass

I drank lots of apple wine last night
And now my bowels, they do not feel so right
Wet fart! Smth don´t feel right
Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight

Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
Butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
It seems it isn´t my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
I passed some glass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
And blue chunks out my ass

Lack of control, what else can I say?
My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
Wet fart! Dinglberry time

Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
Butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
It seems it isn´t my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
I passed some glass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
And blue chunks out my ass

Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
Butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
It seems it isn´t my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
I passed some glass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
And blue chunks out my ass

Now I lessen for you all to hear
Don´t trust that feeling knocking at your rear
Wet fart! I am not that perplexed
Wet fart! You just might be next

Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
Butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
It seems it isn´t my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
I passed some glass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
And blue chunks out my ass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
Butt mayonaise
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
It seems it isn´t my day
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
I passed some glass
Flirtin´ with desaster, Flirtin´,
And blue chunks out my ass

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