Miss Sandford was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr Renfree was her boyfriend
And he had a great big..........
Cock-A-doodle-doodle
The rooster wouldn´t quit
And I do not want my breakfast
Because it tastes like..........
Shit-zus make good house pets
They are cuddly & sweet
Monkeys aren´t good to have
´Cause they like to beat their..........
Meat-ing in the office
They are meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his..........
Balls-ac was a writer
He lived with Alan Funt
Michelle Bevan doesn´t like him
But that is ´cause she has a............
C*nt-aminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your..........
Dick-tate what I´m saying
´Cause it´ll brink you luck
And if you all don´t like it
I do not give a flying f**k!
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