Pat Mccurdy - Sex And Beer lyrics

St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex & beer"

Marc Antony looked down on Caesar?s body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I didn´t come here to praise Caeser
I came here for sex & beer

Chorus
Sex & beer, sex & beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex & beer, sex & beer
Are the things we like ?round here

George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex & beer

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Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" & "King Lear"
Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime & Punishment"
Who the hell is going to give us sex & beer

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From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They are holding a tremendous referendum
And everyone has choosing sex & beer

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They can take away my pride & my dignity
They can use up all my blood & sweat & tears
They can take away my name & give a number
But they can never take away my sex & beer

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We like sex & beer & sex & beer
And sex & beer
And sex
And beer

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