Monty Python - The Usage Of Fuck lyrics

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
English language today´s the word f*ck.
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F",
f*ck is the only word that´s referred to as the "F" word.
Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate & love.
F*ck, as most words in the English language,
is derived from German, the verb "ficken", which means to strike.
In English, f*ck falls into many gramatical catagories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John f*cked Shirley"
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley f*cks"
It is meaning´s not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as:
"John´s doing all the f*cking work"
As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks to f*cking much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is f*cking beautiful"
As a noun:
"I do not give a f*ck"
As part of a word:
"Abso-f*cking-lutely" or "In-f*cking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence:
"F*ck the f*cking f*ckers"
As you must realise there aren´t to many words with the versatility of f*ck.
As in these examples, describing situations,
such as fraud:
"I got f*cked at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Oh, f*ck it"
Trouble:
"I guess I am really f*cked now"
Aggression:
"Don´t f*ck with me buddy"
Difficulty"
"I do not understand this f*cking question"
Inquiry:
"Who the f*ck was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I do not like what the f*ck is going on here"
Incompetence:
"He has a f*ck off"
Dismissal:
"Why don´t you go outside & play hide & go f*ck yourself"
I am sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?!
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It´ll identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly & proudly...
"FUCK YOU!"