Madness - E.R.N.I.E lyrics

Album: Absolutely (1997)

I´m the bringer of your wishes,
Your saviour from doing work,
The washer of your dishes,and
You will still get you mid-day perk.
Estate agent,
Your mansion & pot of gold,
All the home comforts,
Before you are getting tired & old.

One more try,
Try to get what you have never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can´t be bad.
We can not all win,
Look it is happening,
The future´s looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week.

So when you hear me coming,
Along halls & up the stairs,
Get the black teapot,
In the cupboard, under chairs,
Forget all your wives tales,
Or forecasts & dividends,
E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations,
Only pays out to trusting friends.

One more try,
Try to get what you have never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can´t be bad.
We can not all win,
Look it is happening,
The future´s looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week.

Keep your hand on the bottle,
And your eyes glued upon the set,
When the score cards come up,
Could be you for the big one next.
Publicity, no thank you,
On the front page of the currant bun,
They think you stink,
But in the pub you will be number one.

One more try,
Try to get what you have never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can´t be bad.
We can not all win,
Look it is happening,
The future´s looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week

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