Album: The Trouble With Being Myself (2003)
When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter
She had a pet kangaroo
Wore big breasts & feathers.
She gave me ice cream every time I screamed & hollered
And I loved her until I
Caught her sexing my father.
She going to hurt you daddy never again
She wasn´t a friend
So I killed her.
She going to hurt you daddy never again
She wasn´t a friend
So I killed her.
When I was 13 the plumber stopped by
The house was flooding
And no one knew why.
Within no time at all he got rid of the water
And I was grateful
Until I caught him plunging my mother.
He going to hurt you momma never again
He wasn´t a friend
So I killed him.
He going to hurt you momma never again
he wasn´t a friend
So I killed him.
He going to hurt your momma never again
He wasn´t a friend
So I killed him.
And I do not feel bad about it.
Say what?
And I do not feel bad about it.
These are my fondest childhood memories.
I was just a kid
So they let me go despite the murders that I did
All grown up now as you can see
My parents are still happily married
Thanks to me.
She going to hurt you daddy never again
She wasn´t a friend
So I killed her.
She going to hurt you daddy never again
She wasn´t a friend
So I killed her.
He going to hurt you momma never again
He wasn´t a friend
So I killed him.
He going to hurt you momma never again
he wasn´t a friend
So I killed him.
These are my fondest childhood memories
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