Mac Davis - It´s Hard To Be Humble lyrics

(spoken)
Back a few months ago, I was headlinin´ a great big nightclub...
and they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early
and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite",
now here I´m, headlinin´ in one of the biggest nightclubs
in the country & I wake up at eight o´clock in the morning
in this "Star Suite"...

...all by myself.
Crowd: Awwww.
Mac: Yea, that is what I said, "Awwwww."
But I did what I have always done, man, to cheer myself up,
I picked up my guitar, I sat down & I wrote me a little song.
Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,
tryin´ to figure out why.

(sung)
Chorus:
Oh Lord, it is hard to be humble
When you are perfect in every way
I cannot wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin´ each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it is hard to be humble
But I am doin´ the best that I can!

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn´t compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they are all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.

Ohhhhhh.....
(chorus)

I guess you could say I am a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough & proud
Well, I could´ve lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I´dn´t stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I am "egotistical",
Hell, I do not even know what that means!
I guess it has smth to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Ohhhhhh........
c´mon, where is all the kickers in here?!
(chorus)
One more time, what are we doin´?
We are doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!

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