Lagwagon - Stokin´ The Neighbors lyrics

Album: Trashed (1994)

friday night´s a perfect night to mow some neighbor´s lawn
and i am drunk & at the helm before too long
and chris will gladly ride shotgun
´cause navigating seems like fun
drunk & out of gas, we drive around & crash

drivin´ through the yard
there isn´thin´ u can do
dave´s behind the wheel & he has had more than just a few
suburban families slumber in civility
awakened to the sights & sounds of the yard they are blowin´ down
in their death machine

drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive

dave´s a midnight landscaper & he has workin over-time
and he is full throttle-- full throttle tonight
--ARIGHT!!--
he was almost home, just one more block
he had to hit that last mailbox
dumped it in a ditch-- aint that a bitch?
STOKIN´ THE NEIGHBORS!
dave had to run, dave had to bail
he was havin´ too much fun to spend the night in jail
had no triple A for a tow truck
called em anyway only to hear them say
"hey pal, you are f*cked"

"hey man, what´re ya doin?"
"i am goin for another drive, you want to go chris?"
"ya bro, lemme grab a couple beers!"
"shouldn´t be drivin like that, dave"

dave´s a decent guy like most of us till he drinks
then his liquid mind takes over how he thinks
and then all that matters is havin´ fun
pulling off the next beer run
on one too many nights, the party´s over

drivin´ through the yard
there isn´thin´ u can do
dave´s behind the wheel & he has had more than just a few
suburban families slumber in civility
awakened to aftermath, the neighbors have been stoked

"the story you´ve just heard is true. the names have not been
changed to protect the guilty, however, lagwagon does not condone
drinking & driving, they just find this particularly humerous."

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