Lads Macc - Sweaty Betty lyrics

She wore big knickers & she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans & I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn´t wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said, Slap that & ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she has got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she would crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her c*nt with my mutton dagger.
I could not believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I have seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I will shag owt that is warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she has got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she has got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you would fit a bus inside her,
She has so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She has like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

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