Took the crack to the flicks just the other night,
We were groating on the back row, everything was alright,
Then a smell like a fog turned my mind from sex, I said:
´Close your legs.´
She whispered smth in my ear,
But all I wanted to do was go & drink some beer,
Then she did smth I did not understand,
She didn´t watch the film, she tried to hold my hand ...
´Do you love me?´
´I f*ck you, don´t I?´
´Do you love me?´
´I f*ck you, don´t I?´
´Do you love me?´
´Oh, wife, give over.´
I was right confused over what she would said,
So I sunk ten pints down the old Bear´s Head,
Just as I was getting a taste for it, some crack walked in,
And she was f*cking fit.
I shouted: ´Eh up! Love!´ & turned on the charm,
I showed her my belly & tattoos on my arm:
´Don´t go to Images, have chips instead,´
Two weeks later, this is what she said....
´Do you love me?´
´I f*ck you do not I?´
´Do you love me?´
´I f*ck you, don´t I?´
´Do you love me?´
´I f*ck you, don´t I?´
´Do you love me?´
´Oh, wife, give over.´
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